Sofie Dora the Wild Child on Instagram: "Poodle Rule #5 (according to Sofie): Silence isn’t golden—it’s sketchy 🤨 If the house is too quiet, Sofie’s on high alert. 🚨 She’s not barking at “nothing”—she’s barking at invisible threats only highly trained poodles can detect (like shadows, wind... or the fridge making that weird noise). To us, it’s peace and quiet. To Sofie, it’s a suspicious lack of chaos. 😅 Tag someone with a dog who’s also head of home security. Drop a “yep, that’s my dog” if t